Office Survival Tips

Making a list for things to note for office survival.

1. 有人就有政治。Politics is inherent with men, the moment you are in a group of people, you have to deal with politics. If you don't play politics, it will play you.
2. It is always political. Nobody cares about you. There are no secrets, everything you said will spread and be ultimately used against you. Always wear the poker face; say only what is needed, never show your emotions.
3. 以退为进, smile and nod, and continue to do whatever the fuck you want anyways.
4. It is always just a game, everyone else is your opponent. Do everything required to play it to your advantage. But don't take the game too serious.
5. Nothing good to say? Don't say. Talking bad about anything/anyone never help the situation, and it reflects badly about yourself. Listen, smile, nod, but don't comment.
6. Strike the target where it isn't. Don't engage the target directly, go around it and stab it at the back.